The English Comic Alphabet
A for 'orses
B for mutton
C for thighlanders
D for dumb/D formity
E for brick
F for vescence/ F for been had
G for police
H for retirement
I for Novello/I forlutin'
J for oranges
K for teria
L for leather
M for sis
N for a penny, N for a pound/N for lope
O for the garden wall/O for the rainbow
P for a penny /P forming fleas/P foridious Albion
Q for buses/Q for a song
R for mo/R for Askey
S for Williams
T for two
U for instance/ U for nasia
V for la France/ V for la Difference
W for quits
X for breakfast
Y for husband/Y for heavens sake/Y for mistress
Z for breezes