Startling Headlines

Here is a selection of headlines which certainly sold papers!

CHIP SHOP OWNER BATTERED MAN

POPE DIES AGAIN

MINE STRIKE BALLET TO GO AHEAD

                    

ICELANDIC FISH TALKS - NOT LIKELY

ARCHAELOGISTS ATTACK DEAD ELEPHANT

MAN FOUND DEAD IN GRAVEYARD



NO WATER - SO FIREMEN IMPROVISED

WIDOW IN BED WITH A CASE OF SALMON



ONE - LEGGED ESCAPEE RAPIST STILL ON RUN

HEART - LUNG SWAP WOMAN ON MENU

     

MAN SHOT DEAD BY POLICE STATION

NEW SHOCKS ON ELECTRICITY BILLS

POLICE FOUND POT PLANTS WERE CANNABIS

   

NIXON APPOINTS FIB DIRECTOR

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, SAYS EXPERT

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE



IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

PANDA MATING FAILS ; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER



TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS

      

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

ENRAGED COW INJURES HOUSE



JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE



IF STRIKE ISNT SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE

ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN ; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES