Here is something which may amuse you.
Some years ago my daughter had a computer which would take dictation and, it was said, respond to its owner's voice.
We spent a hilarious hour or so talking to it in our poshest voices, and it printed out the best gobbledy-gook I have ever seen in my life.
This is one of the printouts.
Make sense of it if you can!
And just one more.....
I think it might be worth having one of these, just for the fun of dictating to it!